Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Review : Evisceration - Hymn To The Monstrous

In 1994, Portugal's death metal/grindcore outfit, Evisceration, released Hymn To The Monstrous, their one and only full length album, and follow up to their 1993 demo, In The Flesh. I acquired this one from Nuclear War Now for $5.00, which is a heck of a deal for a CD that I enjoy a great deal. Truth is, I didn't know anything about this band when I ordered this CD, and it only made it onto my order as a last second substitution for a different CD that had ended up being out of stock. Lucky accident at best. Not to mention the a death metal mood had taken over my purchasing habits at just that time, so that really was kind of a perfect storm of conditions that lead to Hymn To The Monstrous ending up in my Denon.


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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Review: Beyond The Ninth Wave - Volume I

Beyond The Ninth Wave is a Black Metal group from Canada Volume 1 is their 2005 full-length debut featuring forty odd minutes across seven songs, limited to 1,000 copies. Seven painful songs, I might add. I picked this CD up from The End Records a while back for $11.49. Really, this one ended up at my house for a couple of reasons: First, I’m a sucker for limited edition runs. Always have been. Even if I have reason to believe that the “limited edition” status is more an inability to sell more albums even if they were available. Secondly, I have a really bad habit of trying new music, even if I really don’t have any reason to believe that it is going to be worthwhile. Again, probably a personal flaw of some kind.


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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Garlikde'th - While God Sleeps Review

Formed in Mosjøen in 1988, Garlikde’th was a departure for what was going on in the rest of the Norwegian scene at the time. Steeped deeply in thrash, they had little in common with their black metal brethren that ran rampant elsewhere. Unfortunately, they only managed to produce two demos, First Demon (1990) and Load Error (1991), prior to their dissolution in 1992. While God Sleeps collects these two demos onto one album for ease of public consumption.


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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Review: Metallica - Death Magnetic


How long has it been since there was even a glimmer of hope to be had that the former masters of metal, one of the vaunted big four, would release not a great album, but even just a good album? How long has it been since metal fans of a certain age could relish the latest Metallica release? Almost twenty years? Yea, that's a long, long time for the once great metal outfit to languish in a purgatory of mediocrity and irrelevance. I would have never guessed I would be writing these words when I caught them as a young man on the Damaged Justice tour with Queensryche oh so many years ago, but as my teens passed me by, so did the quality output that we were used to getting from Metallica.


The sad truth is, my favorite Metallica albums were all put out before the nineties began, and I have little use for anything that came after the Black album. It pained me to see one of my favorite bands go from trailblazer to sheep following the herd, but it was something I dealt with long ago, and put aside. What else could I do? I found it pathetic to watch Metallica and its members flounder with ridiculous stances on issues that had made them initially, and even worse, releasing music that would have embarrassed a "me too" hard rock outfit. It seemed as if they would never get it together.


But I always hoped. To such end, it was with great interest that I followed the hype around St. Anger, and the rumors of a much awaited return to form, only for my hopes to be once again dashed upon the rocks of disappointment by what can only be seen as a bad, bad mistake. There was nothing about St. Anger that even hinted at the promised return to form, only a misguided attempt to gain some sort of relevance by gravy training on to what they thought would be popular. Once again, Metallica was very wrong.


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Monday, December 29, 2008

New Arrivals: Death/Black/Heavy Metal CDs

     Just got in the music order I've been waiting for from Yosuke over at Nuclear War Now! Productions.  My order was shipped quickly, and despite a small inventory problem which was taken care of with the utmost professionalism and quickness, everything was just as I expected it to be.  I was really in a death metal mood when I was kicking around the web site, but ended up also adding some black metal and straight up heavy metal to the order as well.  Couldn't help myself, just too many choices.  I'll be visiting again soon.  I picked up the following this time out:


Armour - Sonichouse Tape (American Invasion):  I've listened to this one once all the way through, and although it really has a demo sound quality at times, the music is straight up old school heavy metal right from the eighties.  Armour really has managed to capture the sound that made all those eighties metal acts great.  Worth a listen for heavy metal fans everywhere.


Caligvla - Bukkake Baptism:  After one listen to this one, I'm undecided on how much I like or dislike it.  It's death metal, there's no doubt about it, but I don't really think it's particularly distinctive in any way.  Tends to the "if you aren't looking or hear the pause between songs, you probably wouldn't be able to tell the song has changed" school of death metal, which I don't care for traditionally.  I'm going to listen to it a few more times before passing final judgment though. 


Octagon - Death Fetish:  Again, one spin down, and my initial thoughts on this black metal work is that it has merit, especially as it is more a reminiscence than a sequel to Octagon's first work.  This is a collection of songs written and recorded prior to 2002, or in 2002 as the case may be.  I have found it to be satisfactory so far.


Evisceration - Hymn To The Monstrous:  Depending on who you ask, you might get very different answers as to exactly which sub genre of extreme metal this band fell into.  I say fell since they are no longer an ongoing concern.  I've never been particularly good at getting everything in the right genre,you could say one of my many weaknesses :lol:, and as such, I'm just going to call this death metal.  Be advised some might very well try to put this one into one of the many "core" genres though.  Your mileage may vary.  No matter what genre this fits into, I've enjoyed my first listen though.  Tempo changes, a little this, a little that, I can tell when the songs change. :lol:  All good things.  Will have to listen a few more times to get a final opinion, but so far it's looking good.


Midnight - Complete And Total Fucking Midnight:  Haven't listened to all of this one yet.


Sol Evil - Sanctus Santanas:  Again, haven't listened to this one yet either.  Will be soon though.


     Lots of stuff to listen too, just the way I like it.  Will also be reviewing some other things I have laying around that are just begging to actually be used for once. :lol:


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Monday, September 17, 2007

Beer and a Movie: Vacancy

So, generally once or twice a week, Ash and I try to take a break from screen printing and watch a movie and drink some beer. Luckily, we both prefer horror films, so deciding what kind of film to watch isn't that hard, and since I'm a Blockbuster Online member, I always have three to five horror films of varying quality laying around the house for just such an occasion. So this past Friday, it was Vacancy, staring Luke Wilson and the ever so easy on the eyes Kate Beckinsale of Underworld fame, so we had some higher hopes for this one that we do many of the low budget crapfests we tend to watch. Truth is, I'll put anything from the horror section into my queue which causes much suffering, and an increase int the amount of beer consumption. By the way, the beer of choice was ZiegenBock and Bud Light.

Well, higher expectations were for naught, as the film was very mediocre, and that's being generous to it. It pretty much hit all the cliches. I expected more from a major label release that obviously had more than a dollar fifty spent on it. Even Kate couldn't save it. A more complete review will be coming soon, if I can bring myself to revisit the horror (and not a good horror).

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Friday, August 10, 2007

PG13

So who thinks Horror movies should never be PG13. Why you ask? Well beacause without the R rating you dont get the best stuff about a good Horror movie. Such as Nudity, over the top gore and great death scenes. Without these a Horror movie it is not, it is just a movie that should have gone straight to the trash, or Walmarts bargain bin. Let us know what you think!!!